Johnny Moped

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Some good singles. Check out the single Incendiary Device / Noone (1977) and the album  Cycledelic (1978) on Chiswick records.Captain Sensible originally in band and sang as one of the Mopettes on Cycledelic . Chrissie Hinde (aka Sissy Bar) of the Pretenders also in the band for a very short while. Cut Hard Lovin Man on the Live at the Roxy album along with a short monologue on the dubious merits of clubs and maces !!! Among the many high jinx the band got up to was painting Johnny green which was unfortunate as the paint didn't come off and he was not best pleased. Another story concerns Johnny not turning up for a gig and the band eventually finding him queuing for that self same gig to see himself !!!
   

Here's some more anecdotes on Johnny and the Band from Roger Armstrong of Chiswick Records. For more of the same and info on the early punk scene click on the link at top of page.

How did you come to sign up Johnny Moped. He seems slightly off his trolley. Any memories ?

Moped was and probably still is eccentric to the point of being legendary. Live the band were one of the great punk acts and certainly further out on the edge than any of the others. I got to know them via Capt. before we were involved in the Damned. He brought them to our attention.

The conventional punk influences were New York Dolls, Stooges, 60s garage and pop etc, but Capt and various members of the Mopeds were big fans of the early Soft Machine. At one point they used to stalk them from gig to gig. Hence the Mopeds had this wild highly musical thing about them. Slimy Toad was a superb guitar player, and I think like many of the punks he was a musician whose vehicle was punk rock. He once met the jazz guitarist Alan Holdsworth in a guitar shop and invited him to play at a Moped gig. Alan duly turned up with a few beers or six on board in the punk spirit – gamey lad – and was amazed at how fast and intricate the Moped’s music was. He had real difficulty keeping up with them. Still in attitude and energy they were pure punk rock.

Getting Johnny to the studio could be a nightmare. At one stage the band resorted to kidnapping him form his work. To be honest he was not that unwilling. Captain was amazing with him – like a big brother always on the look out for him. He eventually married a fellow eccentric – Brenda. The first gig she turned up at was the Marquee. She plonked a chair down in the middle of the club and to watch the band. Eventually she was surrounded by pogoing punks who kept knocking her off the chair – but she defiantly got up put the chair back upright and sat down, only to be knocked down again.

Johnny was just electric on stage – one of the best performers we ever had. I remember him turning up at a Damned gig one night in Hemmel and he got up and did a couple of numbers with the band, finally dueting with Dave on New Rose – spectacular stuff.

Rat and I had birthdays only a few days apart, so round the time of my 30th he arranged a big party in the back garden of his mum and dad’s place – big house – big back garden – Plan 9 video and outdoor parts of the Smash It Up were shot there. Anyway he hired the local heavy metal band as entertainment, but that didn’t last long and I have vivid memories of Capt and the Mopeds blasting through a set of Damned and Moped favorites.

Little Queenie still cracks me up.

Brenda and Johnny are still married.

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